Teenager suffers stroke

TV Icon Dick Clark Suffers Mild Stroke

"American Bandstand" icon Dick Clark was hospitalized this week after suffering a mild stroke. Clark, who turned 75 on Nov. 30, suffered the stroke this week, publicist Paul Shefrin said Wednesday, declining to give any details. He would only say Clark had been hospitalized in the Los Angeles area.

In all seriousness, I send him my best. Take a look at that picture, though. 75? That can't be all plastic surgery. The technique isn't THAT good. The man's got some good genes.