Liveblogging the Inauguration: Spot the Moonbat Edition

I'm watching the inaugural events today on C-SPAN (less commentary) and I will be updating every so often to report on moonbat sightings. I expect to see the "turn your back on Bush" people interspersed throughout the crowd along the parade route, sign-holders and possibly even egg chuckers like there were during the last inaugural parade.

In fact, as I was typing this, I had my first moonbat sighting. Some guy was speaking and refering to a new poll saying that %55 of Americans believe the war in Iraq is wrong. C-SPAN cut away to other events, however, so I didn't get to see the rest of his rant.

UPDATE: Moonbats galore on C-SPAN2! They're getting their very own exclusive coverage.

UPDATE 2: Lots of close-ups of President Bush's limo, unfortunately. It was a short drive to the Capitol, though, so there probably wasn't much to spot.

UPDATE 3: Head moonbat himself, John "Effenheimer" Kerry, has been spotted.

UPDATE 4: Billary!

UPDATE 5: Jimmy Carter.

UPDATE 6: Anti-moonbat sightings: George H. W. Bush and wife Barbara, Jenna and Barbara Bush, and Liz and Mary Cheney.

UPDATE 7: The classiest First Lady to occupy the White House in sometime, Laura Bush, sighted making her way to the portico.

UPDATE 8: Another class act: Lynn Cheney.

UPDATE 9: Dick Cheney's making his way down the stairs.

UPDATE 10: I'm apparently watching the wrong station. Wizbang is reporting that C^BS is giving a lot of camera time to Democrats. No surprise there.

UPDATE 11: The man of the hour, your president and mine, George W. Bush is on his way. I won't be blogging through the swearing in.

UPDATE 12: Popped over to the other stations while the band is playing. John Kerry's getting a lot of screen time on the big 3 and shrill protesters are screaming into a microphone on C-SPAN2. Couldn't take too much of either of those...


NEWS FLASH!!!

Early reports are saying that Michael Newdow's head just exploded due to a prayer being said at the inauguration. Film at 11.


UPDATE 13: Experiencing technical difficulties with Blogger. Grrr!

UPDATE 14: Heard some moonbats trying to shout over President Bush's excellent speech. They eventually were drowned out by people chanting "USA! USA! USA!"

UPDATE 15: Flipped over to the loud, shrill moonbats on C-SPAN2. Such anger. Such hate. "Hey-hey! Ho-ho! Your racist war has got to go!" I didn't realize that getting rid of a brutal dictator and his supporters was a matter of racism. Some guy right now is ranting about gay marriage and the constitutional amendment supporting traditional marriage.

UPDATE 16: "Racist! Sexist! Anti-gay! Bush, Cheney - go away!" It's like I'm listening to 4th graders.

UPDATE 17: My son is imitating the inept, impotent chanting. Time to change the channel to something more mentally stimulating... like a soap opera.