Kirkcentric's Kartoon Kaption Kontest #2

Jon of Kirkcentric has been exposing and ridiculing the ridiculous prejudice of cartoonist David Fitzsimmons of the Arizona Daily Star. A few weeks ago, one of Fitzsimmons' cartoons depicted homeschool parents as abusers. Now he's got one out that bashes conservative Christians. Jon's had his second contest going since February 27th, but he's only had one entry so far (mine). I know a lot of you are creative and have a biting wit, so help him out.