Another winner from Jeff Blogworthy

PEliCAN - Democrats unveil new Social Security reform plan

Democrats unveiled their new plan to save Social Security today on Capital Hill. Known as PEliCAN, Democrats have ingeniously addressed four of society’s ills within one simple program.

1.) PEliCAN will save social security by reducing the drain on the system.

2.) PEliCAN solves the organ donation shortage by insuring a steady supply to those in desperate need of organ transplants.

3.) PEliCAN will ease the burden on families that are currently required to care for those with no hope of recovery.

4.) PEliCAN will save billions of dollars annually in medical costs and drug benefits.

"We will save social security by purging pre-cadavers from the entitlement rolls," said Ted Kennedy.

"Pre-cadavers." lol!

See Jeff's post for the rest. It's definitely worth it.