Snarky theocracy

This is pretty funny:

We Christians have been plotting since the days of our founding fathers to impose a Theocracy on this nation. I don’t know who leaked our plans before we had them ready but that person should be drawn and quartered for sure.

Now that you know the truth about our sinister plot you may have been wondering why we haven’t done it before now? I admit it does seem strange when you consider that in our past we had much larger numbers than we do today and could have over thrown our government at any time.

Well the truth is we’ve had some problems that we haven’t been able to work out in the past 200 odd years so that we are all on the same page.

If you think choosing a coffee at Starbucks is confusing you should have been at our last secret Theocracy Imposers meeting, where the different denominations outnumbered the flavors at Baskin Robbins. Just incase you weren’t aware all those different denominations have their own little rules and quirks about what is and what is not acceptable, and everyone wanted their rules to be imposed on the land. To say it got loud in there would be an understatement of massive proportions.

Read the rest here.