Liberal superheroes

Liberals would obviously have problems with superheroes like Captain America ("Uber-patriotic RW kook. He even wears the flag.") and Superman ("Another uber-patriotic RW kook. He fights for 'the American way,' which is code for RW ideology."). So what kind of superheroes would they approve of?

-Major Flag-Burner (kind of a cross between Captain America and the Human Torch)

-Reproductive Rights Woman (her greatest superpower is her mind-crippling shrillness)

-the Incorrigible Bulk (Teddy Kennedy's alter-ego)

-Cigarman (Bill Clinton's alter-ego)

-Screaming Weenie (Howard Dean just as himself)

-Koranman (the liberal answer to Bibleman - unfortunately, he always looks a little flushed)