They drafted me! I'm on my way to Iran!

Well, apparently there was some screw-up or something and the government thinks I'm still a Democrat, so I got drafted. I'm about to be shipped off to Iran to fight President Bush's new war for oil. Wish me luck!

UPDATE: For any of you doubters out there who still think this is all a joke, check out the current top story at Reuters:

Bush blasts Iran as presidential race ends