Hey, all you multitudes of Canadian Cynic fans who supposedly make up most of my readership

CC needs your help. He currently ranks at #3575 on the TTLB Ecosystem and can be nominated for Best of the Top 3501 - 5000 Blogs, but he criticized me for nominating myself (which is not only allowed, but encouraged), so obviously he's not going to nominate himself. Give his bloated yet fragile ego a boost and nominate him. I'm actually surprised that none of you have done so yet.