It's not shoplifting! It's "undocumented purchasing!"

The left hates calling illegal immigrants "illegal", so they use the term "undocumented immigrants." Why not do this with everything else? Driving without a license is "undocumented driving." See? Doesn't that sound so much nicer? Cheating on your taxes by not reporting all your earnings is "undocumented income." Buying illegal drugs is buying "undocumented prescriptions."

The list could be endless! Add your own in the comments or on your blog (and trackback, please, so people can find it).

[Hat tip to Conservative Underground poster "Susanna" for giving me a better term for the tax cheating one.]