PZ touting that "Christians hate sex" lie

[Note: Sorry for the crudeness in this post, but it is unavoidable since this is the way PZ Myers and his fellow nincompoops write.]

U of Minnesota professor PZ Myers tries to be pithy by "summing up" this rather idiotic rant with his own stupidity:

Wisdom
Biologists love boobies, beavers, and the weenus!

Ignorance
Creationists fear boobies, beavers, and the weenus.

Cute. But I do have to agree - that second statement really is made out of ignorance. Not only that, but it is demonstrably false. Doubt it? Try this:

I can say with with certainty that most Creationists are Republicans. I am sure PZ and company will agree with me. Now, as Republicans, Creationists must be represented in this poll result from ABC News' Primetime Live (note that it's not Fox News, so PZ and his merry band of conservative-haters can't ignore it out of hand):

Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87 percent; Democrats — 76 percent

Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56 percent; Democrats — 47 percent

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72 percent; Democrats — 62 percent

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.

So how, pray tell, can Creationists have satisfying sex lives that involves sexy lingerie (or whatever) if they, as PZ and others claim, fear the body parts associated with sex? (I'm anticipating a lame response about Creationists being the other 13, 44 and 28 percent in those poll questions.)

[PZ seems to be afraid of my opinion. He's deleting my trackbacks to his post.]