Welcome to the Obamessiah's America, Part III

St. Petersburg woman who painted Obama slogans on her car lost job, faces repossession

Wait. How could she have lost her job during President B.O.'s watch? Wasn't he going to change everything to sunshine and lollipops and rainbows everywhere?

Jennifer Stone-Anderson says her 2004 Saturn Ion became a work of art this fall when she covered it with elaborate paintings supporting Barack Obama.

But Chrysler, which financed the purchase, maintains that it's just a car. And that Stone-Anderson has been missing payments. And that her work of "art" is about to be repossessed.

Good! She should get no special treatment simply because she's a loony Obama worshiper.

She missed her car payments in December, January and February and has started receiving calls from Chrysler. She has ignored them.

Oh. Smart move. *rolls eyes*

...she's not worried about the company taking it.

"Barack says he's an eternal optimist," she said. "We're like minds."

Oh, for the love of... President B.O.'s "an eternal optimist?" Yeah, that's the image he and his speech writers are trying to push, but trust me - deep down inside the man is as pessimistic as anyone else.

What does she think President Obama himself would have to say about her art?

"He'd say, 'I'm too busy. Let me solve the world's problems,' " she said.

No, he'd say that he's too busy mucking up the world with problems of his own incompetent design.