Okay, this is pretty funny

Patrick at Stop the Presses (2, apparently) posted this brilliant send-up of Obama's snitch program (see previous post):

White House starts new Hot Line to report fellow citizens DAIL 1-800-USA-4KGB

-To report someone with a Anti-Obama bumper sticker press 1
-To report someone who does not have a Obama bumper sticker press 2
-To report someone who has spoken of Obama negatively press 3
- To report someone who displays an American flag press 4
- To report a returning military veteran press 5
-To report a cop that has disrespected you press 6
-To report someone who does not want national health care press 7
-To report someone who makes more money then you press 8
-To report someone who drives a big SUV press 9
-To report someone who is a Republican, Conservative or Independent press any key

Good stuff!