Saturday, July 01, 2006

Curses! The Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy's super-duper secret weapon has been exposed!

Blast those meddling liberals! They've finally uncovered the real reason why George W. Bush is president and the Republicans control Congress:

America's Air-Conditioned Nightmare
Air-conditioning puts a chill on community spirit, aids the cause of anti-enviros, and just might have given us President George W. Bush.

Yes! Air conditioning has been the reason for all our successes since 1994/95, when we first took control of Congress.


Okay, in all seriousness, this whole idea is just plain pathetic. Democrats are so desperate to find any excuse to explain why people aren't voting their candidates into office that they resort to ridiculous garbage like this. They simply can't bring themselves to admit that they themselves are the problem.


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